Hot in green

Hey all, i just wanted to say that i got into paramedics. That's right i am studying to be the first person at the scene where there may be a dead person.

Also just wanted to say a quick thanks to all who came to my 21st. I had an awesome time. And you guys know that you all mean something to me because i let you see me in a dress (i hope you all took it in while it lasted, as it won't be happening again any time soon, the dress i'm talking about, not the parties).

Anyway you will receive a thankyou letter soon for your great prezzies.

Must go netball is calling

Mon

A degree at 20

FUCK YEAH. I have finished my degree, well almost, just have to type some summary thing up so pumped. So i am going out next Thursday, if anyone interested you should come along. My god what the hell do i do now. Unlike Sam, i think i might stay with the sports science rehab thing well sort of, and try and get into paramedics. Can you imagine Mon in an ambulance, that's right all you crazy drivers will have no choice but give way to me. I will be the queen of the road. First i have to pass a pshycological test, and apparently they ask questions like "what do you prefer science or art" and then i have to do a physical test, like holding a situp for 2 minutes.......SHIT that's going to hurt. I better practice so i have abs of steel.

Anyway that's me for now

bye

fitness - what is this word you speak of

Oh my, i am so unfit. This morning (Thursday) at 8am i had to undertake an interval training session for my course, exercise prescription. For those of you who do not know what this involves, i shall explain.

Firstly we jogged 400m, sprint for 200 m (from one set of goal posts to the other round the outside of football field), walk back down the centre (this was repeated 3x). Then 4 lots of 100m sprints, then 4 lots of 50 m sprint. The aim was to keep your heart rate at around 170-180 bpm. Mine was around 195, reaching 199 bpm at one stage. My max heart rate is 200bpm. I SUCK.

Just on a funny note, i went to the gym on tuesday and jogged for 10 minutes. Thinking i could sprint the last 20 seconds, i decided to increase the treadmill speed to 16, unfortunatley i was rather buggered, and started to roll backwards off the treadmill, i had to hold on to the top of the machine to stay on it. I looked like a dickhead, and there were quite a few people in at the time. HOW EMBARRASING.

interesting note for the guys and girls (something some may want to know, others not). Women can have three orgasms:
1) clitorial ( i hate that word)
2) cervical wall
3) vaginal wall

so there you go.


Hey Sox, PENII (only shauna will understand)

cya

fuck the colds

U know there i was in the holidays thinking i was so unlucky. I came down with a cold right at the beginning, and before i could recover, bang, i get another one which leaded to a chest infection (so out come the antibiotics). Anyway so i started to get really annoyed about it all on Wednesday and then Nick has a seizure. After this i didn't feel so bad. As some of you may already know my aunty has bladder cancer, and to add to that the medical professionals discovered that she now too has breast cancer (possibly both breasts). So i would just like to say if you ever get a cold, or feel ill, deal with it. There are so many people who are worse off than us. This was a very random blog, but needed to get that off my chest.

I have to do an assignment now, great.

Moni

pub crawl, cheeky ass grabbing, and firm vaginas

ok i just have to say who ever didn't come to the pub crawl, you are all soft. i mean here was a nyt that provided everything, cheap ass drinks, hot guys and hot girls. Nick would probably agree with this considering his cheeky ass grabbing (that ass being my friend, Janelle's). It's ok Nick, i don't mind, i'm not as protective as you. anyway i had an awesome nyt, and for all who came, i think they would agree with me. Sorry to Mel and Sam for giving you guys colds, drink sharing should not be allowed.

By the way guys don't go to the palace (says Janelle), some lady went up to her and a guy (Todd), and said that they chicks there have firm vaginas. Weird i know, i'm just the messenger.

Also for all those who have colds hit the Coudral, it seriously works.

And as a last note i think we should have a pool competition again i will kick all your asses. maybe not, but it could be fun to try.

ok that's all from me. And someone write me a response, i'm so bored.

mon

absolute crap - read only if bored

Hi all, thought i would just tell you that i am now representing the under 21 mixed netball team for Stepney ICA. I was playing Thursday nyt and a guy watched and asked me to play. I'm excited, it's not that big a deal, but it will be fun. As you can tell this is me bored, so i decided to write crap. That's about the most exciting thing that has happened to me this week. Other then the fact that a girl i work with got with the dude who sings "Gold-digger" (i can't spell his name - something West).
OK, i'm going i want hot chocolate.

Mons

pub crawl time

Ok all you potential alcoholics i would like you to join me on the Human Movement pub crawl on Sat April the 8th. We start at 6 for a bbq at the exchange, then move on to the elephant, the Duke of York and end up at Jimmy Rowes ($1.00 shots and 2 red bull and vodka for $8.00). This nyt is going to be awesome, and the more people the cheaper the drinks, so you all have to come.

COSTS

t-shirt $15.00 (females have a choice of singlet or t-shirt, guys only the t-shirt)

Order and payment of the tops need to be in by April the 3rd (monday).

Please get back to me asap, on whether you want to come. Msg me or tell Nick.